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Stoned and Boned

Stoning and Boning... having sex whilst high.
dudette : "man I had the best sex last night"
dude : "yeah you were STONED AND BONED"
by limabeangreen March 1, 2010
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stone

(adj) relating to a high degree; absolute
She's a stone fox!
by logos November 15, 2002
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Shyness

The fear or awkwardness of interacting with other people, a natural state of mind among many people.

No longer valid: Modern terms for this are Avoidant personality disorder and Social anxiety disorder. See also Asperger Syndrome, and consult a doctor for a prescription if you have any reason to believe that you may suffer from these.
Because of her shyness, poor Jenny felt a little awkward around her classmates. But instead of spending time with her, encouraging her to sign up for some clubs, or setting up playdates, her parents took her to the doctor, where she was diagnosed with numerous mental disorders, and given pills to cure them.
by generic-name January 26, 2012
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cold stone creamery

The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".
Lets go to Cold Stone Creamery tonight and get great fucking ice cream.
by Jmagnus November 1, 2007
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stoned

high on marijuana, typically with bloodshot eyes, an increase in appetite and a tendency toward laughter for no apparent reason.
"I'm stoned from all these bong hits!"
by El Toastero December 28, 2005
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stone-perfect environment

A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.
Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"

Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"

Duder 1: "Sure I guess."

Rich: "That a boy!"

Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"

Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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Stone Baller

a hardcore person who is strong and rough
by cor_a_lor September 24, 2010
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