Stratch

When you wake up, to stretch and scratch at once.

When Craigy woke up he stratched, and asked for a sammich.

by Vlademirovka August 23, 2012

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

stretched

to get checked/stopped by five-o while walkin OR kickin it outside da store or coney island somewhere

MARi00: MAN WHERE DA FUK WAS Y0U.?

JAC0B: MANNN. .iWAS 0N MY WAY tiLL DA P0LiCE CAM3. DAWG, tell me why DEY STRETCH3D M3, JUAN AND BIG.!!

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LANAY: WHERE WAS JACOB.??

TJ: I HEARD OL DUDE GOT STRETCHED

by P00Hb3zDAtB33TcH July 6, 2009

stretchy labia

It is the upside down V that connects where the clit meets and is called the labia aka beef curtain - the lips that hang between the actual pussy lips; usually darker in color and wrinkled. Most porn stars & skinny females have this beefy curtain between their lips.

"Did you see that small dick disappear in her stretchy labia?"

by NoBeefCurtain November 30, 2013

Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.

Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.

by 1Head June 2, 2019

Stretch

An alter ego of a person(s) when they have been enjoying alcohol or nose beers. Often will leave early but never to go to get a Sunday roast.

Did you see James become Stretch last night? He was oan the gear again!

by JimDawgR May 7, 2020

Stitch from lilo and stitch

Stitch is daddy and you want him to dominate you.

Stitch from lilo and stitch come home quick I was to have sexual intercourse with you.

by Your local underground term de December 13, 2020