Widow Spending

Spending life insurance money after the death a spouse because you don't know what else to do and it makes you feel good, plus it helps fill the void.

Did you see Tonya has been widow spending in that new car? She had at least 8 bags of shopping!
Rebecca widow spent me a new Nintendo Switch because she wanted to play online games with me!

by plushcentauri November 12, 2021

midnight speed streaking

when a person goes out at midnight and goes streaking in a fast vehicle of some sort such as a bike, a rollerblades, a scooter, a skateboard or longboard, or a convertible

mark: hey do you want to go midnight speed streaking?
drew:sure, i love to feel a good breeze around my genitals

by alpha mouse April 27, 2011

dolphin and vampire spending time together

Also know as "bonding" is when a dolphin and a vampire spend time together and occasionally are affectionate while doing so.

Ex: dolphin and vampire spending time together ~ Anailis and pinto spend time together

by Yummyvampire November 25, 2013

spreading the good word

Ejaculating (cumming) on a woman's face.

I was spreading the good word around Salisbury last night!

by Mike Stanley and DJ Lathrom September 12, 2005

stradinger

A douche bag from Idaho

My roommate is a stradinger

by knuj92 April 25, 2011

Shredding

Another word for front grinding

I was in a grind sandwich, shredding with one guy, and grinding with the other.

by redwiteblkwa October 3, 2008

last man standing

While being piss ass drunk at a party, everyone pulls their pants down to their ankles and runs around the entire party. Who ever makes it the longest without someone tripping or tripping by themselves is the last man standing.

Jim, Joe, and Shithead played last man standing at at party. Joe got tipped, then Jim passed out. So Shithead won because he was simply the last man standing

by Thefuckingman January 29, 2007