Stewing

The act of sitting/lying very still on a comfy surface, wrapped in blankets and wearing big hoodies for a long period of time. Often combined with watching tv, dozing and/or scrolling TikTok.

Noah: "where have you been all day Sam?"

Sam: "stewing"

by barkingatthebirds February 14, 2023

Cincinnati Stew

Cincinnati stew is large quantities of loose stool produced by eating too much Cincinnati Chili.

When Ryan lived in Hamilton County, he used to drive into town for Cincinnati Chili but he kept spending an hour on the shitter crapping out piles of Cincinnati Stew so he switched to only eating Hardee's when he wanted a hot lunch.

by Hot Franklin February 12, 2022

blinding stew

Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.

Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"

by Marshywanderer March 01, 2025

Cousin stew

When the whole family nuts in one chosen cousin and you each proceed to take turns to sip off the stew.

Hey did you go to gage's cousin stew last night? It was the best I've ever had!

by dimitri III December 19, 2020

Stew meat

Roadkill which has been not only rained on, but further obliterated.

That animal was just roadkill until you hit it in the rain, now it's stew meat.

by Shitstick1969 October 16, 2018

Cabbage stew

When you fart and pee in your bath water

I made a cabbage stew in the tub

by Jessica Starr January 02, 2020

Stoner Stew

A conglomerated pile of random leftovers that are microwaved in a bowl to form an easy yet elaborate meal. Usually includes cheese, bacon bits, and various spices added to taste.

"Dude, I'm getting the munchies hard."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."

by ReggaeOtter December 06, 2016