slumpet

a unit of measure indicating a certain quantity of different substances.

I need to get a slumpet of gas.

Hey where did my slumpet of oranges go?

Please bring a slumpet of ice cream to the party.

by Duddans December 31, 2010

Slump

time period between being accepted to college, and graduation. Time when homework, and school no longer matters and you can have unlimited fun.

Man I love slump, I haven't done homework for weeks, and have been drunk or high for 3 weeks straight!

by laNZie April 4, 2011

Slumpcake

To delicately, smoothly, precisely smear poop on your penis while another man/woman is stroking and sucking on it.

Hey there, would you mind giving me a slumpcake. It's way better than an original blow job.

by AwesomeNigga69 May 29, 2011

slumployment

slum.ploy.ment, slum.ploy.ee, slum.ploy.er:

coined in 2011 by the anonymous blogger of www.slumployment.blogspot.com

Slum.ploy.ment - (noun) a job in which someone is corporately enslaved, grossly underpaid, and generally exploited by clueless dickwads who are oblivious to the full consequences of their souless, mercenary business model.

This minimum wage job with shitty hours, busted equipment, and no breaks is slumployment.

My dickwad boss is a slumployer.

I hate being a slumployee.

by Slumployment.blogspot.com June 9, 2011

slumpititis

to suffer from extreme slumpness or to be very slump, its very common and can be spread through vaginal, anal, and oral sex. THERE IS NO CURE.

Skylar has slumpititis ;)

by whodatcreeper October 8, 2011

Scumpassion

The passion you give when you smash an intoxicated female in the employee bathroom after work.

Josh: “What’s up Sebastian, how was work last night?”

Sebastian: “Work was alright, I even got some scumpassion with a nice braud.”

Josh: “hahaha that’s my boy! Good work El Baño!”

by Scumbastian October 23, 2011

shumper gumper

A very cute and spoiled kid

Boy that beny myers sure is spoiled and misbehaved.
Yes he does enjoy acting like a shumper gumper.

by kbens March 5, 2012