slam spunk

when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face

"I slam spunked that bitch!"

by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016

Lumpy spum

A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

I miss Eliot the lumpy spum

by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018

Casting Spurgeon

To judge a person biased on hearsay or rumor.

To cast judgement.

Amanda is casting Spurgeon’s on me and I didn’t even sleep with her friend.

by Spurg1988 July 3, 2018

Love Spuds

A slang term used for a man's testicles, specifically a man hailing from either Idaho or Ireland

That guy grabbed my ass, so I kicked him in his love spuds, stupid pig!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

christopher spunk

a big chunky boi with teeth like the sign of infinity, he defines himself as bi but he is truly a beluga. his quiff looks like a ruler that just survived 14 wars with bulgaria. he will wear a bracelet given to him by his daddy uwu. this man watches doc Mcstuffins every tuesday unless it is march. he looks like an emo who really needs his period. he smells like a combination of dead fish and frog piss. his weeny is very smoll

bob: christopher spunk just ate me
jonas: yeh he do that

by father of spunk November 8, 2019

hayden spurrier

an outgoing, funny, and crazy boy. Most Hayden Spurrier's have brown hair and brown (hazel) eyes. Hayden is a smart and kind-loving; very popular at his school. He is very attractive and athletic.

"Have you heard Hayden Spurrier's jokes?"
"Hey Hayden! Could you help me with my math homework?"
"Hayden Spurrier is very good at foosball!"

by melodyikawa April 18, 2022

To Spursh

To snitch on someone in order to get your way.

You dick. Did you really just spursh on me. (To spursh)

by Ihasgoodname May 21, 2022