Sporkjob

When a woman/man falsely believes removing their 1 fake tooth will enhance your blowjob experience

Me: I got a sporkjob last night.

Brah #1: huh?
Me: Dude, this girl went to give me a blowjob, but she removed her one fake tooth and it felt like getting jerked off with a spork. I thought gap toothed blowjobs were bad...

by WeDidit! February 1, 2018

Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

splark

A color including blue, purple and a bit of yellow.

I love you dress color, is it splark?

by Sadie102015 February 19, 2018

splark

splark is the dopest color out there. if your hair ain’t splark, you better dye it splark. it’s a purple, blue, and yellow mix.

“oml, those shoes are straight fire. are those green or blue?”

“is you blind??? those are splark. i wish i had shoes that color.”

by splarkqueen February 20, 2018

spork

better than forks and spoons

i ate a spork for dinner yesterday

by defined by June 5, 2018

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who refuses to suck some dick in synchronization

Yo she such a spork

Ik dude she a pleb too

by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019

Sporking

The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.

time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15

Past tense ; sporked

He got sporked during the match
You shouldn't be sporking anyone

by OluwaHefner March 20, 2019