One Song Fan

A person who considers themselves a huge fan of a certain band, mostly to the point of purchasing the band's merchandise and attending their concerts, despite only knowing one of their songs, most of the time being the band's most mainstream hit.

One Song Fan: "Oh my god!!!! I'm the biggest fan of AFI!!! They rock!!! I wanna see them live!!!"

Friend: "Ok cool. What's your fave AFI song?"

One Song Fan: "Miss Murder. But that's the only song I've heard from them. But they ROCK!!! I love them!!!"

by renegadesoldier September 14, 2008

Bong Song

An a capella or with accompaniment of household guitars, drums, harmonicas, etc... which is created spontaneously during impairment of THC (works best if it really is a bong) being consumed. These songs often feature knee slapping, foot stomping, air guitar playing, sound effects, or any other form of simple music. During these songs most people imagine the thought through your mind that you will one day be famous for creating such strange and beautiful music, but never say anything out loud.

"Hey Adam," screams Jeff. "We just wrote a new 32 minute bong song!" Adam gestures his hand as a billboard sign. "We call it... erm...heu he he....... 'Bong Song'...heuheh.." explained Adam, slowly becoming confused.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Song Kang

Song Kang is a South Korean Actor and also my wife! So the rest of you better back the fuck up, peace and love though <3

“I love Song Kang...”
“Bitch you’re gonna catch some hands if I hear my manz name in your mouth”

by songkangswife June 21, 2021

AC Song

A song (usually pop) that is so terrible, but catchy, that when it comes on the radio on a hot day, you have to roll up your windows so that nobody can hear you listening to it.

Rehana's Umbrella is such an AC song. It's so catchy, but I get strange looks when people see me singing to it from my car!

by Yankee920 August 11, 2008

the cuss word song

A song by Rusty Cage. The lyrics are as follows:
Ohhhhh
Fuck shit bitch damn cocksucker
Pussy asshole cunt
Motherfucking dirty whore
Shat onto my lunch
Piss cunt damn bitch, suck my dick
Jesus Harold Christ
Shit bitch cocksucker
Goddamn motherfucker
Pussy asshole cunt!

Mumkey: Now we can sing the Cuss Word Song! Do you remember the lyrics?
Rusty: Boy do I ever!

by Alchemist657 July 2, 2020

song surf

going through songs on ones ipod or mp3 player listening to the beginnings of songs, or skipping them altogether, because you've heard all your songs before many times, and you want something new

crap man, i need some new songs, i'm constantly song surfing

by kreamyk March 30, 2007

song latcher

one of those stupid people who latch on to a song you are singing/humming to yourself and sing it along with you..

i hate these people.

eilidh: 'this time baby i'll be bulleee..'
sarah: 'BUUULLEEEETPROOOOF..'
eilidh: *walks away* 'bloody SONG LATCHER!'

by 120pens August 8, 2009