Alcohol Shift

Calling into work to request more shifts with the intention of spending the money earned on alcohol for the weekend.

Ah, that reminds me. I must ring work today for some alcohol shifts for this weekend.

by Moet111 February 20, 2011

go sniff rocks

basically to "go suck a dick"

brandon phillips: "hey guys whats up?"
Jacob owens: "go sniff rocks brandon"

by laskjdpo April 12, 2011

Dick shift

The sex position in which the male is laying on his back and the female sits on his stomach. Her feet are on his feet working them like petals while simultaneously working his dick like a manual shifter. The male has the option to then use her breasts as a steering wheel.

Hoe: "I'm thinking we ride the dick shift tonight."
Guy: "sounds great! Let's go through a hilly landscape? There's a lot more shifting and turning involved."
Hoe: "I get tired of shifting and you gonna stretch out my boobs!"
Guy: "you wanna fight bitch!"

by DuRt October 13, 2014

finger sniff test

when I guy puts his finger in a woman's pussy and secretly checks to see how she smells

Ben put his index finger in Bettyann's pussy and quickly smelled it in a finger sniff test

by Pussy Lover 2000 April 18, 2018

Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.

See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.

by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007

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by ozeye optips June 12, 2020