Buttsamis Salamis

Buttsamis Salamis...otherwise known as BS....it's a rare disease in which a person tells their friend they will call them back but in fact they have no recollection of the conversation and go about their daily day like nothing has happend....and it makes them gay....very very gay

Joe: I called Sam earlier to hang out and he said yea but he had to do something first and then he'd call me back but that was 2 days ago.

Dan: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Mike: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Everyone: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week

by FresH April 27, 2005

salamonbitch

alternative to "son of a bitch"

Get out of my way you dirty salamonbitch!

by Abe1234 August 29, 2009

shlamalamadingdong

Meaning: to rub your nipple with an ice cube while yelling shlamalama ding dong then throwing up.

Me and Sally Shlamalamadingdong together

My Mother caught me Shlamalamadingdonging in the bathroom.

by heatheyy December 15, 2010

salamander sponge

a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.

I just took the biggest crap I ever took. My asshole is burning so bad, I need a salamander sponge.

by j7fk13 September 24, 2011

salami sandwich

When two or more people are involved in a sexual act and two or more people have penises.

Shauna was in a salami sandwich last night with Joel and Craig.

by Salami Fucker June 23, 2016

Salamanca school

Salamanca is full of kids vaping in the bathroom . Some kids are normal but most of them are just pick me or think their popular when everyone really don’t like them. Some kids switch up one day they like you the next day they hate you

Salamanca school is the best

by jskaokw November 4, 2021

Crazy Salamander

An observant, pretty creature that can exhibit cougar-like, impulsive behavior. The Crazy Salamanders have very sensitive ears and are allergic to flea bites. When they feel their young is threatened, their first instinct is to go for the nipples.

Chelsea: Would you call me an observant, pretty creature?
Brandon: No, I'd call you a Crazy Salamander.

by rastaroni February 25, 2010