Smash one out

To fix or handle a situation

Man that Taco Bell is running through me, I'm gonna go to the restroom and smash one out.

I think I'm going to watch some porn and smash one out!

We're losing by 4 points, let's go out there and smash some out!!!

The teacher wants the class to write a 4 page paper about blow jobs, guess I better get home and smash it out!!

by EatingBears March 3, 2011

Zika Smash

The act of demolishing an object due to the outburst of a large Italian man.

Albert just zika smashed the microwave, because his ramen noodles didn't taste good.

by kenny's rummate April 16, 2011

Smashed

Had sex with, used in past tense.

Guy1: Did you see the Colts game?
Guy2: Nah I smashed your gf during it.
Guy1: ......

by Most Hated September 29, 2009

Super Smash Blow

The act of getting a blow job while playing the video game Super Smash Bros.

Dude I just got a super smash blow but I lost to a level 2 Jigglypuff!

by J-Will12345 November 13, 2010

smash it out

to ejaculate semen from the penis.to ecaculate either by jacking off, have sex, ect.

Oh man, i really want to smash it out after watching that porn.

by corcoran June 8, 2007

Cunt Smasher

A phrase used to express anger and frustration.

Also describes a guy who enjoys rough sex.

Fuck, I can't find my keys, "Cunt Smasher!"

Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.

by the_lovely_little_tooth_fairy November 20, 2010

You're smashed!

Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drunk all the time so this action happened because they were drunk.

'*Alex drops a pen*'

'Alex you're smashed!'

by chrisity March 10, 2008