Sloob

Slow noob.

Person#1: well you gonna freaking type something or what?
Person#1: HELLO??
Person#1: ugh..
Noob: wut happened?
Person#1: FINALLY.. jeees, you're a friggin sloob.

by FranTheHomie December 7, 2009

Sloop

1. The space between the start of your butt crack to the butthole.

2. Opposite the gooch; the butt crack's gooch

Man, I itched my sloop and it stank real bad.

by doodooking13 June 28, 2012

Bar Stool

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"

Shurrup you Bar Stool!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 12, 2010

slol

"Saying LOL out loud."

Most people typing "LOL" aren't really laughing but rather smiling to themselves (see lqtm) or just saying "LOL".

person x: <something hilarious>
person y: slol

by jukeks July 14, 2007

slol

sarcasticly laughing out loud

molly: miss i need help
-unidentified teacher *cough*-: SLOL

by hydrosander October 18, 2009

spool

Conjuction of Super-Cool, for those of us too lazy to use two words when one does just fine.

Person 1: I got laid last night!

Person 2: .. um.. Spool!

by TwistedFigure April 16, 2005

stool whip

When you inject soft poo into your penis hole until your bladder is full, then push it out into your partner's mouth like whipped cream.

Just stool whipped my gf, shit was so cash

by JustClause September 25, 2016