september 1

National Danielle Cohn dance day
A day where everyone must stop everything they are doing at precisely 4:00am and do the “you can twerk while in the splits” dance.

Hey isn’t it September 1st?

YO BODY ROCK AND YO BOOTY POPPIN IM PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BITCH🦵🏾💁🏿 ♀️💃🏿💅🏿👅

by Danielle lover November 2, 2019

September Blues

This is the feeling of sadness that occurs when the summer is over and school is now in session. It is often difficult to focus on school since the weather is hot and summer was only recently. September blues are marked by inattentiveness, malaise, and longing. They are cured on October 1st when a person can think about Halloween and the weather is less like summer. Football season can make the September blues more bearable.

Juan: "It is 90 degrees and we are in school. I wish it was still summer!"

Alejandro: Don't worry, it's just the September blues. Come October 1st it will be all over."

by New English July 6, 2010

September 20th

Area 51 raid.

Let’s go to the Nevada desert and go fuck some aliens on September 20th!

by —.:xX[SUPERLEGEND]Xx:.— August 21, 2019

September 27

If you're born on September 27 you tend to fall in love with people who's name starts with "L" and they are long lasting relationships. Typically relationships started from the age of 15 on last forever for people born on September 27.

Yo he was born on September 27, I bet their relationship goes all the way.

by AdamWelkins October 23, 2019

September 5th

National no makeup day!!!!

😊:Aye all the girls look so naturally today what's up

☺️:its September 5th bro

by Lowwwwsy cow September 4, 2019

September 24th

Give a Girl your hoody Day!💕💕

If a girl asks give it to her! Or hey you can have her scrunchie. So try it out even if she doesn’t ask on September 24th

by Facts_ForLIfe September 23, 2019

Saftey

A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.

Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)

by Kswaub April 29, 2005