Back Scratcher

When you are grinding with a girl, or doing any chest-to-back dance, and you get an erection that is therefore "scratching" her back. Depending on the severity of it and how intoxicated the girl is she may not feel it at all.

Ex. I popped 2 Viagra before coming to the club, girls get ready for the back scratcher.

by JayCeeDee March 5, 2015

secret shitters

People who have a weird phobia about shitting in public places, including restrooms. If they absolutly have to shit, they go to lengths to make sure no one knows that they have shat, which they always fail at because their guilty little faces lets the world know anyways.

"Oh god I just can't wait... looks like it's time for secret shitters again."

by imighthaveknown September 16, 2005

Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation

A secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie The Da Vinci Code in scene 34B where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)

tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation!

by oli1703 December 27, 2008

Secret Slut

A variation of secret santa, in which a group of sexually frustrated males are blindfolded. Then, a group of disgustingly pregnant bimbos subsequently pull down the oblivious males trousers. The winner of this stupendous game is who can guess is sucking them off the quickest.

I can’t wait for our office Christmas party, this year we’re playing secret slut!

by The human egg December 18, 2018

Secret City

A city in Massachusetts, outside of Boston known for violence, drug use, and prostitution. Called Secret City because cops are unable to stop the violence and drug trafficting and getting snitches to inform them of activities. Therefore the cops here are dumb founded.
Also known as New Bedford, New B, New Beige or the 508.

-Hey man where you from?

-Me? I'm from the Secret City.

-What? Whats the Secret City?

-Its the city where cops don't know whats going down and are idiots....they couldnt stop a one legged man from robbing a bank and getting away on foot. Its New B dawg. Now stop with the questions before I cap you're white ass....

by NewBeige May 12, 2008

Scratcher

Social Welfare/Security benefits, paid to unemployed persons. Also known as the Dole. Primarily Irish, but may have international usage.

I got laid off last week, so I just signed on to the scratcher.

by DECEiFER March 3, 2008

chicken scratch

When your handwriting is unreadable by anybody but yourself.

Tom's teacher complained that only Tom could read his won chicken scratch.

by Rich June 20, 2003