Scoop

when you slap a fat guy's tits

I scoop fat people everyday

by spe33d September 8, 2009

scoop

It is when you cup your hand on a chicks tits and flip it up while yelling scoooooop, so that everyone in the room looks over

Shhhhhhhh, I'm gonna go scoop that sneaze beaze

by Justin JMFP Page June 26, 2008

poop it & scoop it

A request of the strongest kind to finish the job and move on.

A severe admonition to act with alacrity.

"You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now, poop it & scoop it!!"

by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006

scoop

To remove mucus from the vagina by inserting two fingers to the cervix, bending the fingertips into a 'scoop' shape, then removing the fingers and testing it for consistency, smell and taste.

My girlfriend's hand was broken, so she asked me to scoop all the gunk out of her rancid flange!

by Googles December 1, 2004

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

Comparing ice cream to sexually attractive people or things

Strawberry Short Titties
Rocky Titties
Vanilla Fudge Titties
Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

by fat kid in movie theater June 20, 2011

Scoop Dunk

When you take two (or three) fingers and scoop the last bit of shiza out of another man's anus and then dunk it directly into their mouth.

"James, are you going to let me scoop dunk you tonight?" "Only if you bring extra saran wrap."

by shizajim September 9, 2011

scoop

Mike Brusoe's term for general texcitement, or to be completely random, and in some cases, annoying, but seldom does that happen. just say it out loud, it makes you feel better

matt: whats up chief
Brusoe: SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!(say it in a high pitched voice or in a funny voice to make it that much more hillarious)

by No-Yes January 25, 2005