Stivey

extremely sexy guy that lives in Michigan although hes not nice to some of the girls who like him. hes really hot tho. he has a girlfriend ill never get him ):

1: damn stivey looked sexy today
2: i know he did he always dose (;

by Blondie1994MI September 26, 2011

Steven Colbert

Possibly the most intelligent man gracing the television today, Steven Colbert has a large audience of disgruntled, politically aware 13-30 year olds who tend to become fanatical when they finally become an audience member of Colbert's live-filmed talk show. Colbert's tongue-in-cheek approach to comedy is highly effective, in part due to the outrageous character he has made himself into. Colbert's character is actually a caricture of America's conservative, republican population, whose backwards thinking and ridiculously contrary attitude is easy to mock. Steven Colbert has become somewhat of a modest celebrity thanks to his political commentary, appearing in an issue of GQ and booking notorious political, literary and artistic celebrities himself.

"Hey, have you heard about Steven Colbert?"

"Pfft, who hasn't, he's only the most intelligent man gracing television today."

by Katrina Ate Karl Rove August 31, 2007

Stevens

An awkward individual in the social society who is usually quiet but makes weird or unusual remarks when the situation does not call for it.

During class, Rob pulled a Stevens when he whispered "penis in my mouth" many times.

by Cantank February 6, 2009

Stevenaholic

A name for whoever is obsessed with Steven(Hsiao). These sort of people will do whatever just to get a piece of him, even stalk him 24/7.

Girl: Oh how I love Steven so much, I'd do anything for him.
Boy: Uh, he doesn't like you.
Girl: Oh my god! Is he gay?!

by bob March 12, 2005

Steven

a very sweet and honest guy. Some one you can talk to all day. He is some one you wont be able to get out of your head because he just seems like a perfect guy. probably to most realest dude you'll ever meet and when he says he's into you he means it.He will have no problem in waiting for you, treats his girl right and can always put a smile on your face and he knows it every time.

Your such a Steven!

by +Jade.love+ March 25, 2016

Steven

Not to confuse with those athletic tall douchebags named STEPHEN who shouldn't even be on the same level as a guy named STEVEN. Steven is the nicest, sexiest, nerdiest guy who has an amazing accent and can get any girl he wants (especially any girl that Stephen is interested in). He is just suave and sophisticated and well endowed... If you know what I mean.

Which is better, the best quality of Stephen or the worst quality of Steven? Oh! Steven, of course.

by aasfafasfafaf May 18, 2016

lake stevens

A small town in washington that is kinda of lame. The only thing entertaining is the Lake, but that gets boring quickly, the town festival (aquafest) is cool, but it's only for three days, and the city council keeps voiting down a skate park.

Basically shitty, and full of rich preppy kids and wangster kids who think they're amazing, but really need to get a reality check, because the best time of their life will be high school, then they'll spend the rest of it flipping burgers at McDonalds.

The schools are full of stoners and kids with issues, especially cavalero, and most kids can't wait to get out of this podunk place and go to college.

Wangster Kid: I'm from lake stevens. I'm gangster as HELL!

Gangster Kid: Bitch! Better get running now!

by The Skittle Queen August 28, 2008