One Love Stand

A usually alcohol-induced one night stand complete with nonchalance, good times, and absolutely no regret.

One good woman, one good man, two shots of happiness, a one love stand.

by SlidderYouStink May 31, 2011

One Year Stand

When you're in a shitty relationship and the only good thing is the sex.

Barb: Jenna, honestly, I don't know why you stay with that asshole."
Jernna: That dick, though.
Barb: So, it's like a one year stand?

by EuphoricDisaster July 21, 2015

Portuguese keg stand

An attempted keg stand with no help from anyone whatsoever. Usually resulting in utter failure (knocked over keg, face plant, etc). Believed to be started by a drunken FSU fan celebrating their victory over Boston College on November 3rd, 2007.

i was at my a party at my friends apartment the other night, when i heard someone holler "Portuguese Keg stand" and then proceed to dive head-first onto the keg. Hilarity ensued.

by Stuart F. November 26, 2007

i'll stand fucking

phrase used by the northern region of wales to promote his/her of the side of argument

if thats a try i'll stand fucking

by beastyboi October 13, 2008

Facebook-one-night-stand

When you become intoxicated and friend request random people on Facebook or accept friend requests from people you don't know (often porn stars trying to advertise to you). May or may not involve un-friending them upon sobriety. Often makes for an akward situation when they begin to ask where they know you from.

Ashley: "Who the hell is Will Harvey? Must have been a Facebook-one-night-stand. *un-friend*"

Drunk: "Duuude... *belch* ... do I know that chick? ... oh well she kina fine. *Accept*"

Pornstar: "High! I got some naughty pics from this party last night, you'll have to click the link below and confirm you're over 18 to see them! See you there! <3"

Michelle: "Hey, if you don't mind me asking, where do I know you from?"
Will Harvey: "lol I'm not sure really, it might have been from this one time i got really drunk and started friend requesting a bunch of people, sorry"

by TheyCallMeJosh September 21, 2010

keg stand

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

pink taco stand

Similar to a keg stand, a pink taco stand is when two girls have their vaginas pressed up against each other and someone is eating them both out, then the licker's friends hold his or her legs in the air.

The first time Tod tasted snatch was in a pink taco stand with those strippers last night.

by Bradygt December 13, 2006