speed bumping

When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do

My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.

speed bumping by BBlanc March 15, 2009

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speed date

when 2 members of the oppostite sex meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. "ah shucks... i forgot... i need to go floss my cat"

speed dating is for wankers.

speed date by dude January 21, 2004

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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

Speed Runner by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

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speed rail

when you snort a rail of cocaine and then snort a rail of crystal meth immediately afterwards (or vice versa). A speed rail can also be when you chop up the cocaine and crystal meth at the same time and mix them together to create one fat rail that is comprised of both cocaine and crystal.

I think Felch is going to have a heart attack, he just took 5 speed rails

speed rail by Isak August 16, 2004