Snape

Noun. Forced cuddling in the morning, aka "Snuggle Rape."

Yesterday morning my girlfriend tried to snape me. It was horrible.

by Snaper October 19, 2006

snakes

A word to one may shout at pedestrians from a car. Usually causes hilarity and occasionally a middle finger.

You are driving down the street and yell, "SNAKES!" at a pedestrian. Watch what happens.

by carsamchamir June 28, 2010

gutter snipes

wee fuckers that tamper with your car and are too young to be arrested by the cops!

by lee lav June 5, 2003

snakes on a plane

Quite possibly the best movie of all time.

George Bush: Did you hear Snakes on a Plane won 10 oscars?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I mother-fucking did!

by a snake July 25, 2006

snakes on a plane

An idiom which states an increasing amount of danger or tension, similar to "the shit's hitting the fan" only much more terrible and apocalyptic. The phrase is partly ironic, as if to exaggerate the rather mild (though hilarious) premise of the "Snakes on a Plane" movie starring Samuel L Jackson, which has snakes on a plane.

"How bad was the motorway pile-up?" "Let me tell you, it was like snakes on a plane down there."

"How's your relationship with Chloe going?" "It's getting close to being like snakes on a plane man, seriously." "Damn, dude."

by No Carl No November 14, 2005

snape

Snape is the Slytherin Head in Hogwarts. He teaches potions. He is Harry Potter's least favourite teacher.
In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince he is the new Defense Against Dark Arts teacher, and ends up killing Dumbledore at the end of the book.

Snape is very mean, he killed Dumbledore.
"Snape gave us so much homework tonight!"

by Kippy ((Megan)) April 11, 2006

Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!

by nigrajones July 18, 2011