Smasterbate

To masterbate while being drunk

Tone smasterbated after he drank too much last night because his girlfriend wasnt around.

by Bigpoon24 August 29, 2012

smashed da homie

To fuck a friend of the friend that ur trying to hook up with

stevie j and benzino off of love and hip hop Atlanta. Joselin smashed da homie

by Mr,MIke September 9, 2013

Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

smashtress

A spare bed used mainly to perform sex acts on.

Jeff: Hey Terry, can I take Nicole up to your room and smash real quick?

Terry: Naw bro, go to the guest room and bang on the smashtress.

by erich3stacks March 19, 2014

smashtray

A female who sleeps around and smokes too many cigarettes.

Guy 1: I just fucked Sarah and the bitch baked out my house with cigarette smoke.

Guy 2: Ew, stay away from that smashtray.

by Javok14 January 2, 2015

smashead

The state of mind where one thinks that one can drink alchahol. Then almost at an instant, believe they will be able to be sober once they stand up.

I got a bit smashead before went to dinner with my wife's family. Regretted that!

by New words r us September 3, 2016

smashed whacked

the act of being extremely smashed (drunk) and also extremely whacked (stone)

me and Crabberz got that smashed whacked last night, was spacey as

by krillf_man9 June 20, 2016