razor-slow

A term best used to refer to something that is slow, but not too slow. It is a fast slow, but not fast. The fastest that "slow" can get.

Damn man, this CD is uploading razor-slow!

Watch out, it doesn't take long to get hepatitis, it's not razor-slow!

by Dan McCarty December 05, 2007

slow cummer

A woman that takes forever to cum. No matter how good your dick skills are.

Man Cody my wife is a slow cummer, no matter how good I hit the g-spot.

by Nebsmith February 08, 2017

Slow blink

When someone has just said something so ridiculous, so moronic, so foolish, and you can't even fathom what part of their brain spewed out that nonsensical bullshit.

*insert slow blink* "Who even are you?.. I cannot believe you just said that"

*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"

*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "

by July 15, 2022

slow death

slow death can be used to as a reference to coffee.

She took a sip of slow death deathly through her lips.

by Nevets Zhang January 28, 2011

slow jerk

A phrase used when something turns you off. Instead of being able to quickly beat it, your jerk gets slowed down because of a stupid comment or disgusting premise. Akin to an "eye roll" and often accompanied by a slow, masturbatory gesture.

Girlfriend: "We should totally see the Nutcracker when it comes to town!"

Me: "Ugh, slow jerk"

by Flash1049 January 05, 2009

Big Slow

The Big Show's nick name made by the Rock. meant as an insult.

And the biggest goof of them all, the Big Slow sits there scaring all the Rock's fans.

by WPBhillbilly October 09, 2011

Slow Cosby

A relationship in which one party agrees to sex in order to stay with the other person, but without actual desire or pleasure derived. Usually out of desire to be in a relationship, and fear of being alone, as opposed to any desire to stay with that specific person.

In my country, we call a slow cosby, "love."

by hellisbeingawake September 25, 2015