5 definitions by Clevered

When one is about to announce that everything is a clusterfuck yet one is attempting to keep a positive spin on it. This leads one to Fuse the Temper with the rosy outlook!
CLUSTERFusion: The moment when a situation is out of control yet the desire is there to keep anyone from knowing.
This PLACE IS A COMPLETE CLUSTER-fusion of what appear to be challenging circumstances and opportunities for success.

DEFINITION:
CLUSTERFusion: The moment when a situation is out of control yet the desire is there to keep anyone from knowing.
by Clevered March 23, 2019
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The denomination of consumer who does not believe in eating ANYTHING. Usually perceived by persons older than 70 years of age that do not understand other humans being different from their own ego-centric behaviors. "If they dont eat what we eat, they must not eat ANYTHING."
Mom: "Who is your friend who doesnt eat anything?"
Me: "Mom, shes Vegan but shes not an Atheieater!"
by Clevered December 26, 2019
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The act by which one attempts to swiffer the dusty floor yet barely touches the floor with any regularity.

Swiffering while hovering the Swiffer wand over the floor. Inches away is the appropriate distance to determine Swovering.
My Wife just "cleaned" the floor by swovering the dust collector unit 2 inches above the floor.
by Clevered March 14, 2019
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The act in which your puppy lays across you so as to obstruct any movement by you for the foreseeable future
I just couldn’t finish my work that night Lola decide to Flopovia prohibiting all my movement
by Clevered August 18, 2020
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The process by which anyone planning an event has completely forgotten all process, reason and subsequent intelligence that goes along with it. Individual experiencing this will typically recall some aspects of false memory and I. Fact make up the rest to overcompensate for lack of actual experience.
This client is suffering terribly from showsheimerz to the point they actually believe they’re an event planner…again.
by Clevered April 2, 2022
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