schmee

diarrhea; runny poop with cramping abdomen and explosive-style bowel movement; known to be very fragrant

Maybe that chili cook-off wasn't such a hot idea- I've got the worst schmee!

by Kelsea Chelsey November 7, 2006

Shmeeze

n. derived from the Native American term, "Shitty" 1. a synonym for smegma. 2. something of a repulsive level of cheeziness.
adj. 1. Of or having to do with cheeziness and/or smegma. 2. Excessively horrendous and/or cheezy. See also "Cheeze", "Smegma", "Peen", "Foreskin", "Scorpion King", "Jock"

n. Billy forgot to clean the shmeeze off his peen and clogged his urethra.
adj. "Scorpion King" was probably the Shmeeziest movie Hollywood had ever made until "Fast and the Furious" hit theaters.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

schmeem

A female that acts very slutty and tricks males into thinking that they will be "getting lucky", just to steal their hope. They might hook-up, but there will be none of the following; BJ's, HJ's, Tossed Salad, Blumpkin, a Portugeese Breakfast, etc.

That girl was such a schmeem! She was talking about all the guys she had sex with and i got was a kiss on the cheek.

by Thomas Blumpkin July 27, 2007

sameeya

A girl who is best looking, sexy asf and love her family

Friend- yo girl ugly
Me- man stfu my girl is sameeya tf

by Sameeya April 28, 2021

Shmeeze

A slang term for Mcdonalds. Derived from deeze (Mickey Deeze).

I got the fucking munchies lets hit up Shmeeze.
Working at Shmeeze sucks ass.

by Eser August 4, 2006

shee shaw

Noun. One who provides an ear, in a time of need.

You're such a good shee-shaw!

by Shaheen October 18, 2004

Shameel

Invented by GodFather SquidWard, a shameel is used after a joke has been said or if you've seen or heard something stupid but funny.

Person #1: Donald trump is going to become president!

Person #2: HA! WHAT A SHAMEEL!

by WeedleHokage June 20, 2016