pirate ship

medium-sized, attractive, proportional breasts

Alyssa and Meagan have a nice set of pirate ships on their ocean. Alex, however is sporting some serious barges.

by Damon, Alyssa, Paul, Meagan, Thomas and more November 17, 2004

abandon-ship

the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat

SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?

HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship

SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?

HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...

by op_position March 14, 2011

Scuttle the ship

A variant of the donkey punch. Scuttling the ship is the act of having sex with your partner (male or female) in a pool or other large body of water, and seconds before the giver climaxes, they force the takers head under the water without warning. Similar to sinking the ship before the end of the battle, one can call this Scuttling the ship.

So last night I was totally baggin this chick but she just kept talking. We were in the pool and I decided to scuttle the ship. That shut her up.

by psikys June 6, 2009

Pimp Ship

Kanye Wests preferred method of transportation. Outfitted for speed and style rather than combat value, Pimp Ships have been known to go down from a single P.R.E.T.T.Y. missile. Avoid flying in one if you know of any nearby S.H.A.W.T.Y. Ground to Air missile sites.

I used to be commander and chief of a pimp ship flying high, until that pretty little missile came and shot me down out the sky

by Darebear42 December 31, 2009

cruise ship

another name for a swinger party

Margarito was a regular at his town cruise ships when a woman by the name of Margarita showed up. Yea end of story.

by pbrgirl September 28, 2005

Abandon Ship

You are having sex and just before you are about to bust a nut, you pull out your pee pee from the nice tight vagina and try to stick it in her mouth... Surprised, she says hell no and you clench your penis hard and yell ABANDON SHIP!!! Then you bust your nut all over her belly and wonder why she wouldn't let you stick your johnny inside her mouth...

The definition explains it all... Abandon SHIP

by Himay toktoktok May 20, 2011

Cargo Ship

A fat, obese person.

Who that fat guy?
Oh thats Eugene, the cargo ship, he a fat fuck.

by ramensoup March 5, 2020