pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.

My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.

by Jankyjana June 4, 2018

A gentleman's scratch

"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre

"i preformed A gentleman's scratch to itch my bumhole in bed last night"

by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

Sit down and Scratch

"Sit down and scratch" is a phrased used in Trinidadian Creole slang. Its represents an act of idleness, where a person has nothing to do and simply scratches themselves, is usually used sarcastically or as a joke.

"Wha dey feel it is? I busy inno, dey feel I does just sit down and scratch whole day awa?"

"Bai meen wanna do nun nah I just gonna sit down and scratch"

by Cydetrini November 6, 2023

Scratch-Dick Syndrome

When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.

"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."

"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."

by joshhastheclaphands January 15, 2020

Scratch It

A term used to refer to itching one’s nutsack. It is oftentimes done intentionally to gross someone out.

Oh yeah. Let me just scratch it real good.

by Extreme Cube101 May 19, 2024

Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something

Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."

by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025