shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

Scutterbutter

Greasy marks left by Scutters or a Scutter

Saturday at McDonalds - every table is sticky with ScutterButter

by rogik June 21, 2008

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

scarter

To be extremely generous or kind to someone.

I've never seen anyone scarter people the way she does.

by cafematty December 12, 2012

satterburp

A belch that contains the flavor of more than one person's semen.

A simple satterburp is only two people.

A compound satterburp is three or more, and a compound-complex satterburp includes felching.

The men sat staring at each other in the bar near the bathhouse, sated on man-batter, slowly sipping their Coronas, each internally reflecting on their unique satterburp, which held the flavor of all of their earlier partners.

by Spays Needle March 7, 2014

scanter

A bitchy little remark whispered into someone's ear about a person standing in front of them.

Liz and Jane were made a jealous scanter remark about Beau and his flawless hair.

by bedrankin April 26, 2016

Smatterday

1) When you party too much and can't tell what happened on which day.
2) your day's run together because your so busy or drunk.

"My whole spring break was a smatterday."
"This conference has been a total smatterday."

by F.Wes July 8, 2016