sagealicious

Adjective used to describe highly dope and insightful words of wisdom.

Nate - "Jumping out of the window does the same job as an elevator, but there's a reason people don't do it that way."
Me - "Goddamn Nate! That's some sagealicious wisdom there!"

by Korgull the Exterminator December 9, 2013

safety fart

Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs

Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option

by howard1976 June 10, 2014

sage starks

ya niggas side hoe

yo, i gotta get rid of that hottie sage starks before my girl gets back!

by ker12 March 8, 2015

safety swipe

A match made on Tinder with a person you only thought was kind of cute instead of the person you really wanted to match with. Alternately, a match with a thottie instead of a hottie.

Man, I keep getting matched with all my safety swipes.

by clutchins July 2, 2015

safety square

A condom: a square packaged device that provides safety during sex

Guy: I want sex but I don't have condoms
Girl: don't worry I got some safety squares

by BlasterHawk October 18, 2017

Sage frost

Short people are closer to hell that's why they are so rude . Sage frost has a creepy fettish for people 3 times taller than him. He's a real keeper, ladies.

Wow that little midget is such a sage frost

by Pleasantgtovetruthteller December 28, 2017

Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation

Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess

by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018