Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020

runner

to do a secific task for a paticular job

you go runner

by 201HH November 25, 2020

runners film

The white stuff that forms on your lips while running

I had a bad case of runners film after my run today. I wiped my lips with a napkin after, and there was a lot of film that came off.

by MSBulldog70 October 29, 2020

Olympic Runner

Steven Hawking

The best Olympic runner was the famous Steven Hawking

by ChingChongYourCatIsGone January 14, 2021

White girl runner

Basic lifted with black rims white 4runner driven by a white girl

Hey look there's another white girl runner

by Carrrrrriieee February 11, 2021

Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.

Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

Runner's groove

When you're running, and the song you're listening to on your Ipod is really good, so you bust a move when no one's looking.

Tony goes for his morning jog, and is listening to an upbeat pop song. When it gets to the chorus, he swerves his head from side to side, attempting the Runner's groove.

by outerspacegrrl July 31, 2012