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You Look Like a Runner 

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.
Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.

ninja bear runner 

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.
While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

⚔️🐻🏃🏽 ♂️

Reverse Dutch Runner 

This is the same as a Dutch Runner only the hands of each person are switched.
Bro I just got a Reverse Dutch Runner from this prostitute last night best $10 I ever spent.

White girl runner 

Basic lifted with black rims white 4runner driven by a white girl
Hey look there's another white girl runner
White girl runner by Carrrrrriieee February 11, 2021

marvel_potter.runner 

The best poster on tok Tok. They are so funny and they are the best editor in the WORLD.
Ugh I want to be like marvel_potter.runner

Forrest Gump Runner 

A person who is some times typically "homeless" or skips/runs to another city or town and camps for awhile then moves on.

(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)
Hmmmm...I think I seen that homeless "Forrest Gump Runner" back in Athens not 50 miles from here a week ago.