authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

by CharlesM January 3, 2015

relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon

"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"

by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009

Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

relationship stray

A guy who starts living at their girlfriend's home by being there so often that it just sort of happens without the appropriate conversation. A boyfriend who gives up on his personal life to become a part of his girlfriend's personal life.

Hey, are you and Eric living together? No, he is just a relationship stray.
Don't you feel awkward always staying at her place like a relationship stray? No, she has a beautiful home and food, I can save a lot of money this way.

by heythatsnotnicemister July 13, 2023

Interphonal relationship

When two partners in a relationship have different brands of phones.

My wife has a Galaxy and I have an iPhone. It's an interphonal relationship, but we make it work.

by jacejr829 June 26, 2016

Mixed relationship

A relationship between two people who aren't the same race. Usually between a caucasian person and a non-white person.

Supriya: Oh I love you Liam! You're such a cutie, baby
Liam: Awe Supriya, I love you too and I'm so happy I'm your boyfriend
Jose: This is such an adorable mixed relationship

by supriiiii June 11, 2017

Healthy Relationship

Being in a happy relationship with a s/o, this includes having good communication and a surplus of love, patience, and respect for them.

A synonym: Chebet and Raya’s relationship

An antonym: Felix and Sophie’s relationship

Chebet and Raya, although not together for long have had a consistently happy and healthy relationship full of communication and respect.

by Triscuit37 January 19, 2022