Raccoons

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"

by Angery Goomba Except not November 7, 2019

Raccooning

Someone who will sleep with anything is raccooning because they love to hunt for trash.

Did you see that guy? Phillip is raccooning again.

by DefinitionShortage April 18, 2020

Raccooning

When a female chooses to stand by (regardless of relationship or friendship) a man of low character i.e trash like or dumpster material

i.e. I can’t believe ceci choose to be friends with manny the wife beater, she is raccooning.

by Txft June 18, 2020

Raccoon

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.

Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.

by Txft June 18, 2020

raccoony

Similar in form and/or action to a raccoon, but not actually a raccoon. Raccoon-like.

There's an animal in a tree that resembles a squirrel, but has a ringed tail and mask. It looks very raccoony.

by creeperck October 9, 2020

Ratoon

A small shoot or growth that comes from a root of a plant, you see these thinvs in the spring or summer as things are growing.

"Look, my tree has a Ratoon."

by Mysterious Rat October 18, 2020

raccooney

Someone with fat fingers

Raccooney's fingers are so fat that he had to use a stylus to type.

by Acksheeoh September 23, 2020