Rig

Also known as Charlie or "boiling station". A very large unmovable structure or object. Often used to describe a fat kid.

Wow! Im Charlie look at how much of a HUGE fucking rig I am!

by ElectronicBassHead78 October 8, 2020

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

oil rig

the action of getting too rowdy upon ballin to the max on god frfr nocap

Greg: nah im finna oil rig so hard in pedro you actually hav no clu
jon: shut up garfield you cant have any more lasagna

by rigjaculation April 23, 2023

Rig

Slag word synonym for a mans body

“Scott has been sloppy lately he’s got a shit rig”
“Fuck Bill’s been hitting the gym lately he’s got a tight rig”

by Bunter June 7, 2019

oil rig

A euphimism for jail.

Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?

by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018

Why are you rigging the votes

Was that you that voted down some of my definitions?

So, why are you doing it?

Why are you rigging the votes

by WorseThanHitler March 13, 2021

gooning rig

A dedicated seating arrangement used for the sole purpose of gooning

Mike purchased an expensive massage chair to be used as a gooning rig

by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025