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Professional Battle Rattle

Variant of the term Battle Rattle. In this case it means wearing a suit and tie. This phrase is likely used by veterans who try to avoid wearing suits but are in a profession that requires wearing a suit.
Because we are meeting with the CEO of the company, we need everyone in professional battle rattle for the meeting. No Jeans, or T-Shirts with funny pictures folks.
by cw42 October 13, 2019
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Professional Ass Bum

A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.

Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!

To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!

You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.

You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.

To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.

Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
"There is only one answer to explain Omar, he has got to be a PROFESSIONAL ASS BUM!?"
by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019
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Professor Pyg

A Batman villain most notable in his Batman Arkham Knight appearance. He wears a pig mask and wields a Meat Cleaver.
Have you heard of Professor Pyg? He’s a Batman villain.
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Professor E Gadd

A Professor can suck up ghosts in a second and inventor of the F.L.U.D.D. Poltergust G-00 Poltergust 3000 Poltergust 5000 Pixelator and many more! also, buy this new song in E Gadd's latest album "Poltergusts and Bitches"
Have you heard of that hip new professor named Professor E Gadd
by dishan08 May 27, 2021
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Professional Hand Clown

A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.
There’s at least one professional hand clown at CNN watch for yourself.
by SwingingDick69 May 15, 2022
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Professor Pookie

A University or College Professor that is known for being cute. This prof is loved mostly by the female students and displays characteristics that would generally be considered as quaint or lovable.
OMG! I was thinking about skipping today but I don't want to miss Professor Pookie's class.
I loved the lecture today, Professor Pookie is just so adorable.
by erdem luvr 2003 February 9, 2023
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Professional Victim

One who feigns helplessness to garner support, sympathy or attention, usually the "I'm so helpless" female trope,
but if you call them on it, will then attempt to turn it back on you, saying "YOU'RE the problem."
1: How's your relationship with Meg going?
2: Yeah... Called her out on not texting me back for a week... She said I shouldn't "pressure her" and "Her life was hard" and "I should understand"
1: HOLY SHIT... She went "Professional Victim"?
2: Yep... TOTALLY.
by Conscious Thinker February 26, 2023
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