Janky Pooter

An old, or messy pussy.

Dude, I bet that whore over there has one Janky Pooter!

by ;w; September 12, 2010

pootang

The gay version of "poontang".

Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.

by fireman_sam October 16, 2006

Poot

2 words combined making 1 Poop and toot combine to make Poot, synonymous with the word shart meaning to poo a little when only intending to fart

i cant trust my ass after those tacos, i might poot!

by 1toncaddy July 14, 2009

poostie

actin like a diva; confident

girl, you actin poostie!

by beliza April 4, 2010

poot

Poot is a word that has a diffrent meaning in every area of the country, and world. To me, poot is somthing you say when you are just happy...

1. HAHA! Tim just asked me out! I'm gonna go write POOT on my tummy! :-D POOOOOOOT!

by :-) April 1, 2005

Poostix

To be wrong in the head, with an unhealthy obsession with Bananrama and web forums.

I.E. randomly in the middle of a conversation saying Bananarama....."They're a good band arn't they" would probably class you as Poostix.

by John May 6, 2005

poot

A person who's uptight, no fun. A party pooper. A stuffed-shirt, a fuddy-duddy. Synonymous with "old fart".

"Don't be such a poot!"

by Walt January 30, 2004