pokerus

1. pokerus is a virus that started in ruby and saphire versions of pokemon that doubled their stats and spread throughout your team. if you put a pokerus infected pokemon in your pc it will not spread. it is also twice as harder to find a wild pokemon with pokerus than finding a shining pokemon. another way to get it is if an action replay or gameshark code goes wrong and you end up with a bad egg that has pokerus.

2. a person gets sucked in to obsessing pokemon so much it becomes a pokefag.

EXAMPLES

1. oh sweet my deoxys has pokerus! now he has 512 attack! SWEET!

2. bob: hey, you know jeff caught pokerus.
john: aww really? that means...
bob: yep, he is a total pokemon fanfreak...
(jeff walks in)jeff: hi guys, you wanna see some pokemon drawings i did?

by zorak3160 February 6, 2009

poker face

a facial expression that was once used whilst playing poker, now it is a term used to present a face bedazzled with sequins and glitter.

Giiirrrl, I so love your poker face, I think it's zing

by mr gaga November 21, 2010

Poker Face

The player girl. She usually gets guys hooked by looks, and then reels them in with her personality. Very careful with who she picks, but anyone could be her next target.

"She so got him last night at the party!"
"Duh, that's a poker face for you!"

by Spinhair April 3, 2010

Poger

a ship name for the who fandom which guitarist of the who is shipped( put as couple ) with the singer of the who Roger daltrey

I remember when you showed me that poger pic I love their bromance.

by memetownshend June 15, 2018

poker

A game of skill played with a normal deck of playing cards but often incorrectly considered a game of chance by 95% of the population who can't play the game properly and those politician's who feel that 10 Million to One odds on a state lottery ticket is morally acceptable while poker is not.

You can make a living playing poker - those that understand the game do so regularly - while no one I know ever made a living playing the lottery.

Politicians are attempting to ban your rights to play poker on the internet but not your rights to buy their state lottery tickets. Which one has the worst odds of winning, a dollar spent on poker (even by a donk player) or a dollar spent on a powerball ticket?

by ORD Ellis March 6, 2007

phoner

1. The bulge in ones pocket caused by a cell phone

2. when you get a hard on through talking to someone on the phone

"I was talking to Karen on the phone last night, it got pretty hot and I got a phoner."

by Jeff Rollins July 16, 2006

pener

a little jewish boy who plays soccer and has brown hair

wow... that man is a pener. brown hair and everything.

by lolpenerman September 11, 2016