Bean pole pussy 

A tall girl that has a tall pussy

“Damn that 7 foot tall bitch has a bean pole pussy.”

Bean pole pussy by Puzzymarijuana April 29, 2022

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

Tainting the Pole by Beaflord September 17, 2018

Cuffed To A Pole 

Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.

Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.

Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.

Cuffed To A Pole by LilMakMak3000 February 15, 2020

Stuck To A Pole 

The title and or phrase "Stuck To A Pole.” is a phrase commonly for pole dancing & going out with different men in an odd love triangle. The phrase is also used in the popular media show; “Total Drama Island.”

SCENARIO ONE
P1: Man, she’s got so many men watching her move it’s unreal..
P2: Yeah, she’s definetly stuck to a pole.

Stuck To A Pole by creamix0 August 8, 2023

39 and a Half Foot Pole

Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

39 and a Half Foot Pole by Pialinist December 20, 2020

Split Pole 

Splitting pole, is considered bad luck by some people. When walking in a group and obstructed by an obstacle, i.e a pole, traffic cone, whatever it is, it is important for those who believe in this superstition that the group does not seperate on either side of this obstacle.

"Cause at a young age, I was molded in a religion
I relied on - and got caught up in superstition
Scared to split pole, duck black cats
Once in a while, threw salt over my back"

-GZA from the song "Swordsman"

Split Pole by gurpswu August 6, 2010

choadem pole 

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods

that fucker has a choadem pole

choadem pole by Dan M. May 1, 2003