Donkey Pants

A very horny guy (usually very drunk) who is thinking with his penis instead of his head.

So tell me again Donkey Pants, you want to give this stripper your car and credit card so she and her friend can go get us some booze?

by cliffjw September 16, 2008

peed my pants

When someone urinated in their trousers and they want to let you know that they did, they say:

-I peed my pants!
Or if they got scared:
-Omg I almost peed my pants!
Or if they laughed really hard:
-It feels like I peed my pants!

by Omoqueen November 3, 2014

fat pants

any pair of pants, where the wearer can feel comfortable and without worry about how they looked, only that they are the most comfortable pants ever.
fat pants may be: old, a size too large, or stretched from excessive use.

Before the movie started, all the girls prepared for girls' night by making popcorn, getting out ice cream, and putting on fat pants.

by sd489 December 27, 2005

Pantsu

Just another word for panties.

Wow, he has a complete and total fetish over pantsu.

by Starchaser November 11, 2003

sweat pants

the most beautiful invention ever to grace mankind
the most comfortable pair of pants you will ever fashion upon yourself
the epitomy of wonderfulness

i wear sweat pants almost every day

by Ghost A March 5, 2007

tootie pants

Someone who is acting gangster, but really is not at all, in any way shape or form possible...ever.

Wayne: "hey homies,whats cracking in the hoood?"
Lil Kikki "shiiit,yous a tootie pants"

by kaisydbrig April 30, 2006

Fur Pants

When a man has so much hair on his legs and ass that he feels and looks like he's wearing pants made of fur.

Did you see how hairy that guy was? He totally had fur pants.

by heather...p July 6, 2010