Patrolcrush

Cheating on the person who has a crush on you or likes you a little

My crush was patrolcrushing on me with her hoes

by Factsperson January 18, 2022

paroll

A supervised "let's see if you can be a good boy now" release from da slammer after having served time for either a baking infraction or partaking of a straw-padded bouncy-bouncy wif a farmer's daughter up in da loft of da family's barn.

Against da terms of my early release, I baked some excessively-sugared croissants to bribe da horse-girl chick next-door to gigglingly accompany me up to da hay-loft in their barn and spread her legs for me ---- talk about a double paroll-violation!

by QuacksO March 25, 2023

patrola

Patrola is something my crush is writing on his bio that I really wanna know.
He’s algerian btw so please I need help

Wanis_b.7
Patrola 🧃

by anonymous June 15, 2023

PeTroll

An undesirable troll who focuses its troll energy against electric vehicles (EVs). They prefer petroleum engines (ICE vehicles) and know (next to) nothing about EVs.

Tim spends all his days trolling people on EV forums because he is a complete PeTroll.

by rbrice May 27, 2024

Patrol The North

Walking around the north side making sure there is no sukkas.

I’m going to go Patrol The North just like Ben taught me.

by dorrity December 23, 2024

payroll horns

It's when daddy uses his left hand, puts it above his forehead, making horns using the index and pinky fingers.

Sasha asked daddy, if he was a cop. He winks, and smiles at her, while replying with "payroll horns" as he turns and walks away.

by Daddy sleave December 23, 2024

rude patrol

Verb describing the act of showing up uninvited at a friend's door (typically late at night) and proceeding to consume said friend's beer, bogart the TV remote, and make numerous long distance calls on his/her dime

I was sound asleep when Austin and his crew rude patrolled me at 2 am...what a bunch of dipshits!

by Topper1966 May 28, 2008