Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

Cuffed To A Pole

Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.

Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.

Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.

by LilMakMak3000 February 15, 2020

Stuck To A Pole

The title and or phrase "Stuck To A Pole.” is a phrase commonly for pole dancing & going out with different men in an odd love triangle. The phrase is also used in the popular media show; “Total Drama Island.”

SCENARIO ONE
P1: Man, she’s got so many men watching her move it’s unreal..
P2: Yeah, she’s definetly stuck to a pole.

by creamix0 August 8, 2023

39 and a Half Foot Pole

Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

by Pialinist December 20, 2020

Split Pole

Splitting pole, is considered bad luck by some people. When walking in a group and obstructed by an obstacle, i.e a pole, traffic cone, whatever it is, it is important for those who believe in this superstition that the group does not seperate on either side of this obstacle.

"Cause at a young age, I was molded in a religion
I relied on - and got caught up in superstition
Scared to split pole, duck black cats
Once in a while, threw salt over my back"

-GZA from the song "Swordsman"

by gurpswu August 6, 2010

choadem pole

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods

that fucker has a choadem pole

by Dan M. May 1, 2003

Eleven-Foot Pole

1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'

She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004