alaskan tomato plant

Slang word for Marijuana and/or a Marijuana plant

Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.

by Tinytim84 October 14, 2022

Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS)

The biggest and most crucial sewage treatment plant in the whole world. The owner is the sexiest and most percious man to ever exist. The whole plant is run by the millions of workers there, who are all clones of a man with big buttcheeks. The plant clears the sewage of many countries such as China, USA, Germany, Russia and even Mars. The plant is sponsored by USTASCHA and Max Weber.

Sewage Treatment Plant SAANEN (STPS)

"Mommy, where does my shit go?"

"To the STPS of course you dummy!"

by sexiest man to ever exist November 14, 2022

love seat plant

Basically, the same as couch potato or sofa spud. Anyways it just means a lazy person who sits on a love seat watching television

Dude: Guy, what is your daily routine?
Guy: I sit on a love seat watching television
Dude: Ok, you are a.
*results printing*
Dude: Love Seat Plant

by IHaveAGun January 5, 2023

who gave my son a plant

no but like who gave my son a plant. he fucked it

who gave my son a plant

by haydenÕwÕ November 2, 2019

plantsexual

I person who develops a sexual relationship or has intercourse with a plant, especially cactuses.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Jenny is a plantsexual now.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she came out of the garden yesterday.

by Pringledude April 13, 2016

Planting

When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.

booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse

by thatdouchebagyouknow November 8, 2012

vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!

skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!

by michael foolsley September 11, 2011