Nonce Patrol

A group of highly trained individual tasked with mobile and online eradication of nonces. Daily jobs consist of many things from diving deep into the realm of Tik Tok, observing Danielle Cohn's YouTube comment section, and on foot operations involving the physical take down of nonces, and sentencing. All jobs are co-ordinated by highly intelligent people, determined to eradicated the noncery in this world.

Ranks can be earnt with good service, beginners are given the rank of Private, and can work their way up to Chief Nonce Destroyer.

"I'm excited to join The Nonce Patrol ranks"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

Dawn Patrol

Great Song by thrash metal band Megadeth.

Dude, I fucking love that song Dawn Patrol by Megadeth.

by Aunt Jamima April 20, 2007

petrol pervert

A name for a person, usually male, who loves his cars, and gives them a lot more attention then he does his girlfriend, or anything else in life.

Girl: Hey, check out my new dress. Cute or what!

Guy: .. Woah! Check out that Jag!

Girl: Pfft, Petrol Pervert.

by sassy_sophi April 1, 2009

petrovski

1. a hippie who enjoys organic makeup, recycled clothing and notebooks, hemp bracelets with peace symbols, and killing people

2. a lumberjack who eats buffalo bits, and has stuffed ducks on their wall

friend: hey emily... what did you do last night?

emily: oh nothin.. just killed people

friend: wow you are such a petrovski!

by vaseline111 April 2, 2010

Petrol pigeon

Nickname for the royal air force

Petrol pigeons ain't got nothing on us army barmies

by NoahW July 27, 2016

Pedro Castillo

Sexiest and most interesting MAN in the world. He also is known to be a sex god.

Ryan Reynolds aint got nothin' on Pedro Castillo.

by Selita Ebanks December 11, 2011

patronie

exclusive group of hilarious individuals that gather for the purpose of adding material to a soon to be published book of quotes. usually aided by cafe patron.

patronie=good friends, good times

i am in need of some laughs with my patronies!

by hmcj December 15, 2011