Office Bromance

The kind of friend that you only hang out with at work.

Bro 1: Who's that guy that I saw you hanging out with?
Bro 2: OH, thats just todd. He's only my office bromance

by Hipunk July 27, 2011

Office Urkel

That guy in your office that wears his pants so high he looks like the television character Urkel, and the phoneclip on his belt sits in his arm pit.

Damn Bill is such a dork wearing his pants that high, he is such on Office Urkel.

by Clayton Farmer September 15, 2011

after office

The time when most office workers in professional, managerial, or administrative position leave work and enjoy their time chilling out at a bar, etc.

I´ll see ya at the Celtic bar round the corner in the after office, sweetie.

by captain_awesome January 24, 2008

Rotation Officer

The one person in the group that makes it their mandate to keep the smoking rotation going in order.

*Accidently passes bowl to Kenny who is on my right rather and passing the bowl to my left*

Jill- Jack! You totally fucked up the rotation, it was going clockwise then you made it counter clockwise!

Jack-Chill the hell out you rotation officer, your killin the mood mann.

by Alfie82 June 18, 2009

Police officer

Police officers are criminals that make up laws

The police officer told me i'd be arrested if i disrespected them

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Kim's Office

A private place to take a stinky poop.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in Kim's office.

by John Manlove June 6, 2006

office quarterback

That guy who always wants the smallest amount of change returned after lending it to someone.

Our co-worker always wants the smallest change returned - he is such an office quarterback.

Office co-worker: "Hey man, I want my quarter back!"

by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016