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Aleksandr is safe, probably the safest there ever was to be safe. They say he is so safe that OSHA wanted to recruit him, but he didn't want to take the risk. Aleksandr is the literal definition of safe.
Ashley "Ok well be safe tomorrow"
Aleksandr " Literally the definition of safe is me, look it up"
by Anonamosious April 02, 2022
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Can also mean "bye" or "see you later".

Commonly used in London and originated from South London in late 2000s.
Person 1: I will see you later!
Person 2: Safe yeah!
by RoadslangMaster February 19, 2018
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A word to describe someone as a safe option, as they are so ugly and horrible that you know that they will never leave you. Often practised by hot girls on tinder, who swipes you right thinking that you are safe, they keep you on leash often ghosting you for days or weeks, stands you up on dates and are mostly mean. Quickly gets bored as you try to be nice or give them compliments as they were expecting you to talk about the quantum theory and consciousness in the first two lines of greetings. Absolutely results in an unmatch without explanation (while you were typing) becomes toxic for deluded men who are inspired by the "she's way out of my league" movie and leaving them stranded in the dystopia of broken dreams. The cesspool fosters and encourages stalking behaviour, resulting in psychopathic tendencies to be a sociopath and eventually a creep.
Guy: So it's a one year anniversary since we matched! Are you still active on tinder?
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe

Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!
by going_south November 21, 2021
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It used to describe if a situation is bad depending how long it is stressed
Him:You failed your exams
Me: anyhow safe!!
by F.Nate August 07, 2019
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Knowing your condom won't break
Dude, this condom is so safe.
by Leo's Oscar March 11, 2016
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1. The way that "safe" is used in a particular part of north Jersey, it is mostly said when something bad has happened or the topic of discussion is not desirable. Can work as an equivalent for "pause".
2. Safety
Person 1: "Yo bro, what is in the sink??"
Person 2: *looks in the sink* "Nah, safe."
Person 3: *walks by* "Hey Person 1 and 2, I think I found the one." *shows picture of 'the one'*
Person 1 and 2, recognizing who is in the picture: "SAAAAFEE!!"
by NBAYounboyseed 😈 November 23, 2024
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1. Me: OMG WIG OMGBSJDHS
Canyon: safe

2. Me: Hey skinny
Canyon: safe

3. Me: where tf are his stories
Canyon: safe
by zachary_.frantzich💜💛 August 22, 2018
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