Nonce cunt 

Someone who has a sexual attraction towards underage children, and is also a big fucking cunt

Steve Hoddy is a Nonce Cunt

Nonce cunt by Ssewankambo November 6, 2020

Nonce sense

A person with an uncanny ability to spot a nonce (paedophile) on first site.

I always thought Jimmy Savile was a paedo. My nonce sense was off the chart.

Nonce sense by RandyRhoads84 September 14, 2021

Nonce aware 

White van will
Drug dealer Daniel
Molesting Mat
Pedo Pete
Noncy Nigel

Sex Offender Steve
Get In My Van Greg
Raping Ronald

And anyone named Chad

Tom: How is he so cool
Lily: He’s nonce aware

Tilly: Greggs

Nonce aware by noncy gold December 18, 2020

nonce island 

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.

1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.

nonce island by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021

Nonce Bashing 

An activity performed in prison-
When a new prisoner enters jail, the other cons will instantly become aware that he is different- he is usually overweight, middle aged, balding and a social recluse. Because he is not the usual 'hard case' prisoner, the others will become aware that something is wrong. After a brief investigation, the prisoners will, correctly or incorrectly, assume he is a nonce (one who fiddles kids). This will rapidly lead to a 'nonce bashing' - an extremely violent form of vigilante justice, performed away from the guards, in some dark corner of the jail. This usually leads to death or serious brain damage.
Only performed on sex offenders, never on those who may have committed 'worse' crimes such as murder or regicide, because these are more 'manly' and commmon crimes. also a murderer is likely to put up more of a fight than a nonce.

CONVICT1- "what's up with thatPeter Phile bloke?"
CONVICT2- "He's a nonce."
CONVICT3- "Fuckin' 'ell, LET'S BASH THE NONCE BASTARD!"

Nonce Bashing by Gwando November 11, 2003

nonce juice 

FUCKIN RUBICON

"my friend jerry drinks rubicon"
"that's nonce juice that"

nonce juice by Twenty_one_pilots69 April 9, 2019

Nonce aware 

Someone who is aware of nonces and is superior in life.

Tilly: I’m nonce aware 😎
Tom: Oh my god can I have your autograph!?
Lily: bonito flakes.

Nonce aware by Granny Gertrude January 21, 2021