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Jimmy Newtron: Boy Genuis

A Nickelodeon show about a little boy named Jimmy Newtron and is a genuis
Jimmy Newtron: Boy Genuis never fails his classes
by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015
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newtown

a place somewhere south of nowhere. research has shown men her have smaller brain masses.
by lark215 May 18, 2003
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Newton's Turd Law

The turd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their poop, have the urge to sneeze. It states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.
I gotta sneeze.

Didn't you say you had to shit, too?

Yeah, so what...

Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.

Says whom?

Newton's Turd Law, read a book.
by bevindelvin July 4, 2015
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Newton's 247th law

Defines that zombies cannot exist on Earth.
"For every zombie, there is an equal and opposite re-zombie." - Newton's 247th law.
by eK Selent January 18, 2010
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Newtown

a town in Connecticut best known for several meth labs and crack houses. Some consider it the worst town in CT. The town's sports teams are known for acting gay and losing to New Milford at halftime. The lacrosse goalies usually wear #3 due to the fact that they are gay. The mascot is a nighthawk in a dress cooking dinner. If possible stay out of Newtown unless you wanted to get bucked.
After losing to New Milford at half time the Newtown lax kids bucked in the shower.
by Craznit November 9, 2011
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Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.
No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...
by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013
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Fag newton

A fig newton filled with liquified gay men
Bill: "hey man are you for gay rights"
Tommy: "well I mean I eat fag newtons so no"
by Phoenixel October 20, 2016
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