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The turd law exists as a precaution to those who, while holding in their poop, have the urge to sneeze. It states that, in such condition, for every sneeze, there is an equal and disgustingly opposite reaction.
I gotta sneeze.
Didn't you say you had to shit, too?
Yeah, so what...
Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.
Says whom?
Newton's Turd Law, read a book.
Didn't you say you had to shit, too?
Yeah, so what...
Dude you can't sneeze or you'll totally shit your pants.
Says whom?
Newton's Turd Law, read a book.
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