Craznit's definitions
a town in Connecticut best known for several meth labs and crack houses. Some consider it the worst town in CT. The town's sports teams are known for acting gay and losing to New Milford at halftime. The lacrosse goalies usually wear #3 due to the fact that they are gay. The mascot is a nighthawk in a dress cooking dinner. If possible stay out of Newtown unless you wanted to get bucked.
by Craznit November 9, 2011
Get the Newtownmug.