vagina mitten

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.

Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

by epicpowderhound May 8, 2018

Sittin' in a mitten

Real comfy!

Hey guy! I'm just sittin' in a mitten right now! And I like it a lot!

by GnarDogg6 January 27, 2009

slanty eyed mutton gun

Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake

Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.

by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

Sausage Mitten

Anyone called Josie

I was fingering Josie last night, she had a right sausage mitten! innit

by Mittenslayer February 13, 2019

Ass mittens

Mittens that are designed to be worn on the rear rather than hands.

Ben- My ass is so cold.
Taylor- Here, I made you some ass mittens!

by Jae1716 February 14, 2006

Milton Hershey School

The best school out there and can beat you all. For all you stupid stereotypical people out there we are not all orphans. We have drama but who doesn't. We are a school that has school spirit. Now we have a definition too. We are amazing and we have good friend groups. We stick together most of the time. But we also instigate when stuff happens so if ykyk.😂 But we are a strong family even if more than half of us don't want to be here. Some of us have best friends then we gor plenty of loners that basically run to their next class. see we get dismissed so we have 5 minutes to walk to our next class. Some kids go so fast they got 7 minutes to get to their next class and they act like they got 7 seconds to get to their class. And they glued to their phones at the same time. When I walk out of my class that kid is always there just waiting, like calm down, slow down, something cause I'm not even dismissed yet and you all the way over here. But we got all kinds of dance classes, art, pottery, acting, math, English, writing, photography, science, auto tech, construction, human services, culinary, gym, health. But nobody really cares about the classes.

girl 1: you go to Milton Hershey School girl 2: Yeah why girl 1: don't talk to me girl 2: jealous

by Basket ball is life November 5, 2019

Mutton Busting

Fucking a sheep up the ass

"Why were at the petting zoo at 3 am?"

"I was mutton busting"

"niiiiiiiiice"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007