by UltimateDoge March 8, 2021
Get the Mental Healthmug. When presented with factual data that President Obama is an American and not a Muslim, the Trump supporters performed all sorts of mental gymnastics to deny the truth.
by deenw September 19, 2016
Get the mental gymnasticsmug. handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)
by TheDelicious August 30, 2007
Get the mental bakedownmug. What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.
by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013
Get the Mental Masturbationmug. a place where emotionally-troupled or angered teens can go for about a week. mental institutes arent as crazy as everyone thinks they seem.
by sarahhhh! June 22, 2007
Get the mental institutemug. "Medieval mentality" is a term given to a man's view of dating, relationships, and marriage, in a positive and "Medieval" context. It is derived from the perceptions of a modern man of the 21st century who looks upon Medieval Europe with admiration, believing chivalry was of utmost importance in relations with the opposite at the time. He feels such qualities of chivalry are lacking in today's world, and he wants to apply those same values to his own relationships.
Medieval mentality includes not only winning the heart of your significant other, but also earning the respect and admiration from the significant other's family. Having this mindset means you see your relationship as much more than what it appears at face value. One with medieval mentality views his newly formed romantic relation of strategic importance, be it social, political, or economic. He sees his relationship as a uniting of clans, tribes, etc. in which both parties will mutually benefit.
Medieval mentality includes not only winning the heart of your significant other, but also earning the respect and admiration from the significant other's family. Having this mindset means you see your relationship as much more than what it appears at face value. One with medieval mentality views his newly formed romantic relation of strategic importance, be it social, political, or economic. He sees his relationship as a uniting of clans, tribes, etc. in which both parties will mutually benefit.
Turku: Great news, my girlfriend's family treats me as one of their own. I have earned high status among them being the ultimate gentleman. One day they will entrust me to look after their estate.
Tampere: Dude, you have medieval mentality.
Turku: I know, it's totally awesome.
Tampere: Dude, you have medieval mentality.
Turku: I know, it's totally awesome.
by CaspianTatars January 21, 2011
Get the Medieval Mentalitymug. the mental state in which one feels they should have grown men stripped naked with only hoods on their head and pretend to machine gun their genitals.
Mental state dissipates once photographs air on 60 Minutes.
Mental state dissipates once photographs air on 60 Minutes.
My God, did she just put that prisoner's ass on the other dude's head? Is she pointing at his junk while taking a picture?
Yes. She has a guard mentality.
Oh, okay.
Yes. She has a guard mentality.
Oh, okay.
by Lynndie England May 14, 2004
Get the guard mentalitymug.