maljob

It is when the girl has such big jugs that
she can use one breast to make a tunnel by folding it onto itself and then while you tf her she gives you a handy with her free hand.

It is called maljob since it originated with a girl named mallary.

"I can't wait to get my next maljob, it was like doublemint. Double the
flavor, double the fun."

by Kevin Calabro July 28, 2008

Malcolm's Law

A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.

Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.

Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.

by Mik101 December 14, 2008

Marina Maldonado

an awesome person

Marina Maldonado

by BaileChica August 24, 2011

malcolm

A person who always being an ass who whoop duy in a poker game! Who thinks he will win but then malcolm always come out with something higher

you malcolm

by kid9430 May 5, 2010

Maldo

Usually a man who drinks fireball on end. Has a strong alcoholism. He, is a problem.

Man: You go out last night?
Man 2:yeah completely pulled a Maldo.

by Eric 425 June 2, 2018

Malkolm

Malkolm is a white over privileged boy who has a small weiner.(but says its big) He is good looking but has a shitty personality. He occasionally over touches girls. And is over obsessed with himself, especially with his body. He thinks he has all the ladies but really does not. Also has girlish precious locks of hair.

Malkolm likes round girls.

by JohnLemonSmith June 7, 2018

Malcolm

A person who is usually very squeaky until the age of 16.

Tyrone: whats wring with that guys voice.
Tanner: That’s Malcolm you probably know him from call of duty voice chats.

by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 24, 2019