Spaghetti Mess

A mess of cables, it can be any kind of cables or wires. Fiber, Coax, Ethernet, etc.

*Looking at network equipment rack*

"Whoever put this in really didn't care about what they were doing. This is a Spaghetti Mess."

by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024

Midgley Mess

When you melt a dark chocolate orange and dip your scrotum in it before receiving oral sex.

John felt adventurous so asked his wife to give him a Midgley mess.

by SillySausage12345 February 6, 2026

Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

Construction Mess

It's a mess that's blamed on the construction workers but someone else may have had something to do with it...

Person 1: why is there a big pile of shit on the carpet?

Person 2: Oh it's just a Construction Mess. The workers did it (and definitely not me haha).

by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025

Mass-M-Mess

A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.

"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"

by Merlot69 April 30, 2009

big o' mess

(adj.) another term used to describe a crazy person or situation. filler when you can't think of anything better to say. not meant to be taken personally.

That RN is a big o' mess for sleeping with the surgeon.

by Kosmik March 30, 2010

Hero's Mess

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.

LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)

by SSG winning August 26, 2013