The term for a penalty being called for the heinous crime of tackling, or even touching, one of the NFL's golden boys. Particularly Patrick Mahomes, quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs.
Chiefs fan 1: "Did you see Mahomes get sacked?"
Chiefs fan 2: "Textbook mahomicide! Ope, there's the flag!"
Referee: "Personal foul, defense, attempted mahomicide! Automatic Chiefs win!"
Chiefs fan 2: "Textbook mahomicide! Ope, there's the flag!"
Referee: "Personal foul, defense, attempted mahomicide! Automatic Chiefs win!"
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When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
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We’re all being mahogenized here by like these elites in power that are so desperate to bury the Epstein conversation.
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After years of unanswered questions and hidden documents, the public has become completely mahogenized, apathetic, exhausted, and confused.
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